Breaking Sports News from Abbott & Costello
This could be the start of a new "Who's On First?" routine...
From: "CNN Breaking News" <BreakingNews@mail.cnn.com>Date: January 6, 2010 4:07:42 PM ESTSubject: CNN Breaking News-- NBA commissioner suspends Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas indefinitely, citing possession of firearms at arena.
Did you hear about the NBA's Arenas?
Which one?
Arenas.
Which arenas?
The NBA's Arenas.
Which ones?
Gilbert Arenas.
Where?
Where what?
Where are the arenas?
At home.
At home?
Yes.
Why?
Suspended.
What's suspended?
Arenas.
Arenas suspended at home?
That's right.
How is that possible?
Firearms.
Firearms?
Yes.
Arenas suspended with firearms?
That's right.
Where?
At the arena.
Yes, you told me. Which one?
Gilbert Arenas.
Gilbert Arenas?
Yes.
How many Gilbert Arenas?
What do you mean?
I mean how many Gilbert Arenas?
Just one!
Which one?
Gilbert Arenas.
You just said that! Which Gilbert Arenas?
The NBA's Gilbert Arenas.
I know! How is it possible?
How is what possible?
Arenas at home! Suspended with firearms!
I just told you.
Told me what?
Arenas at home, suspended with firearms.
Yes, you told me, but how?
How what?
How is it possible?
What do you mean?
I mean it just doesn't make sense!
Why not?
It just doesn't. I know arenas.
You know Arenas?
Yes.
Well, why the hell didn't you just say so in the first place?
Posted by Jeffrey P. Morris at 1/7/2010 1:02 AM 
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His punishment should be to have to read this.
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Apparently, Abbott & Costello have met the Wolf(wo)man.
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